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High-Voltage Bookkeeping

Books done by a human who actually picks up the phone.

Clean books, honest reconciliations, and straight answers — for the trades, the shops, the studios, and everyone else who never fit the beige-office mold.

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Who's on the list

Built for the crew, not the boardroom

Every other bookkeeping site looks like a dentist's waiting room. This one doesn't, because the people who need clean books the most don't look like that either.

Trade Workers
Electricians, plumbers, HVAC, welders
Contractors
GCs and subs juggling job costing
Construction
Crews, equipment, per-job margins
Tattoo Artists
Shops, booth rent, chair splits
Creators
Multi-platform income, messy 1099s
Small Business
Owner-operators wearing every hat
Misfits
Anyone who never fit the mold

Especially glad to work with women-owned and veteran-owned businesses.

Services

Set List

No packages, no flat-rate menu. Every quote is built after a real look at your actual books.

01

Cleanup & Catch-Up

Months — or years — of untouched books brought current. Miscategorized expenses, mystery owner draws, and co-mingled personal spending sorted out and put where they belong.

Most Requested
02

Reconciliation

Bank and credit card accounts reconciled line by line against statements, so the balance on the screen is the balance in real life.

Monthly
03

Monthly Bookkeeping

Ongoing categorization, itemization, and upkeep in QuickBooks — done by hand, every month, by the same person who knows your business.

Ongoing
04

Diagnostic Review

A 10–15 minute walk through your QuickBooks: average monthly transactions, reconciliation health, and outstanding debt. This is what a real quote gets built from.

Before Any Quote
05

Books Built for Your CPA

Records organized and reconciled so your accountant can file from them without a scavenger hunt — and without billing you to untangle it first.

Year-End
06

Straight Answers

Ask the question. Get the answer. You will not be billed by the hour for a conversation about your own money.

Always Included
Custom Quotes
Only

Flat-rate pricing assumes every set of books is the same size and the same mess. They aren't. Pricing comes after the diagnostic review, so the number you get is the number that fits your business.

How it goes

From first message to signed on

Reach Out
Send the Sound Check form. It lands in the inbox as an email.
Live Call
A real meeting or phone call — not a chatbot, not a form reply.
Diagnostic
A short review of your books to see what's actually there.
Quote
A proposal priced to your real transaction volume and condition.
Engagement Letter
Terms in writing, signed by both sides, before any work starts.
Welcome box ships once the engagement letter is signed.

About

Backstage

Band and crew only.

Crew Pass

The bookkeeper

Credentials
  • ADP Certification
  • 7+ Years Bookkeeping Experience
  • Intuit QuickBooks Certification Level 1
  • Intuit QuickBooks Certification Level 2
Aliases
  • Marg
  • Margarita
  • Marie
  • Martha
  • Sonny
Punk Rock50%
Hillbilly20%
Dr Pepper20%
Mermaid10%

Appears to be stuck in the 80s

FAV!
Loves Music
  • Offspring
  • Yellowcard
  • Aerosmith
Back to the Future
Star Wars
Food Courts
Steelers
Hobbies
  • Hiking
  • Roadtrips
  • Concerts
  • Playing Crappy Ukulele
  • Surfing

Dr Pepper Connoisseur

Draft note — not for publication Everything on this page comes from Margret's own Canva collage. She flagged privacy hesitation about personal detail on the About page during the 8/28 call, so this block stays in the draft until she signs off on it line by line. Cut anything she wants cut — the layout holds with fewer items.

Contact

Sound Check

Answer a few questions so the first call is useful instead of a round of twenty questions.

Goes straight to the inbox as an email. No newsletter, no list, no autoresponder sequence.

Rather just book a time?

Grab a slot directly on the calendar and skip the back-and-forth.

Book a call

TBD Google Calendar appointment link

What happens next

You'll hear back from a person — usually within one business day. First step is a live call, not a quote in your inbox.

ADP Certified QuickBooks Cert L1 QuickBooks Cert L2 7+ Years